There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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