i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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