Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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