We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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