I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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