just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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