No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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