They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Banned from zoo.
Again?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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