whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
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Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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