We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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