u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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