Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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