Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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