no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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