Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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