He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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