Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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