Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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