you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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