Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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