If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Everything about him screamed your future.
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
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I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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