Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
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I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
she told me i tasted like america
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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