ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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