Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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