I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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