So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I have feelings that need drinking.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Randomize
