Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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