worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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