I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.