Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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