Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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