D3 body, D1 cock
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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