We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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