Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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