Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.