just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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