I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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