omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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