Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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