oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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