ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
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No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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