Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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