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ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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