there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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