brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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