We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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