Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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