try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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