A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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