i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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