Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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