She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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