omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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