I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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