i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
My vagina just recognized that song.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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