i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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