I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
third nipple confirmed
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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