i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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