Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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